“How utterly baffling. Johan.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Really? And what exactly are you sorry for?”
Lobelia asked the most difficult question in the world.
Cold sweat trickled down my back.
“When I said I was baffled, I meant you kneeling out of nowhere like that. Just what are you? Planning to steal my underwear or something?”
“I’m sorry.”
I shouldnât have just knelt. I shouldâve slammed my head to the ground!
So I promptly bowed my head to the floor.
“Yes, stay like that.”
“Y-Yes…”
Normally, she wouldâve told me to get up by now. But not today.
This meant she was genuinely pissed.
“Johan, I donât even know how Iâm supposed to look at you anymore.”
“Please just see me as I am…”
“I canât. And really, donât you find your own words strange? I canât figure out the purpose behind your behavior at all. Just when I think you want to lay low, you go berserk like a lunatic. And then when it seems like you want to cause chaos, you suddenly start holding back to the point of being annoying.”
“Thereâs… a reason for it.”
“I’m sure there is. But donât you think even you have too many reasons?”
“Thatâs true…”
I never imagined Iâd become someone with this much baggage.
All I wanted was to graduate in good health, but now Iâm tangled up with every criminal organization imaginable.
Should I consider it an achievement that Iâve met every final boss candidate at this point?
“Haah… Fine. Iâm curious this time. Whatâs your excuse now? Tell me. Why were you there?”
“The scriptwriter threatened me.”
“The scriptwriter…? Donât tell me… are you talking about the head of Ex Machina? Even as you say it, doesnât that sound ridiculous to you?”
“I wish it were a lie too. But Your Highness saw it as well, didnât you? Surely you noticed that the bomb I threw at the end was made by Ex Machina?”
“Yes, I was going to interrogate you about that too, but I didn’t expect to hear your excuse this way.”
“Hehe, it just turned out like that.”
“Donât laugh, Johan. I don’t have a fetish for hitting people who are smiling.”
What if I donât laugh?
Does that mean Iâm definitely getting hit?
You’re not saying you just want to hit me in a better mood, are you?
“This time, you went a little too far. Creating a criminal organization and all. No matter what the reason was, isnât that crossing the line?”
“Ah, did you really think I actually created one? I just pretended. I had to deceive Prince Loki, after all.”
“Hmm⊔
But seriously, is it okay if I get up now? The bloodâs rushing to my head and Iâm getting dizzy.
“To be honest, you were very suspicious this time. You admit it, right?”
“Yes⊔
“So I had someone look into you. Thatâs alright with you, isnât it?”
“Would it even matter if I said no?”
Would she stop just because I said no? Yeah, I donât think so.
“And so, I received a report about you from Stan. Hmm⊠your alibi was forged quite well.”
“Haha⊔
I donât think I was the one who forged that, though.
Since Emily was involved, Stan probably took care of it first.
I never imagined it would actually end up helping me like thisâŠ
“Your posture is slipping, Johan.”
“Iâll correct it.”
“Good.”
I quietly shifted my knees back into position and bowed my head to the floor once more.
“Still, there are just too many things that donât make sense.”
“Maybe itâs all actually quite simple.”
“No. The reason the scriptwriter had to threaten you, and the reason you even caught his attention in the first place⊠those canât be simple.”
“It is simple. He said I looked like I had talent in alchemy and came to scout me.”
“Do you realize you just called yourself a lunatic?”
“âŠItâs still better than being purged, isnât it?”
“Regardless, I think youâve misunderstood me quite a bit.”
Have I, really?
She secretly had more than a few people taken care of here in the Cradle, hasnât she?
Lobelia wasnât some symbol of absolute good. She was a ruler who enforced her own form of justice.
Thatâs why I always have to stay on guard.
No matter how familiar we might seem, crossing the line could get me assassinated without warning.
“Stand up for now.”
“Yes.”
“Iâm asking you, if you donât want to get caught up in another mess, just stay quiet. You understand what I mean, donât you? Donât give me a reason to bring out this contract.”
“Iâd prefer that too.”
“This is when youâre supposed to say, âYes, understood.â”
“Yes, understood.”
“Good.”
Is the interrogation finally over now?
Can I go back?
“One last thing I want to ask. What was my second brotherâs plan? And how were you able to screw him over?”
“Well… to put it simply, his plan was to take the entire village hostage and start killing them off one by one.”
“Thatâs exactly the kind of madness Iâd expect from him.”
Even though I only shared the gist of Lokiâs plan, Lobeliaâs face twisted in disgust.
Naturally so.
The trade city of Creta has a population almost as large as the capital in practice.
There was a lot of foot traffic, and it was protected by the overwhelming power of Theseus.
If I were in their shoes, Iâd move there too.
âAnd as for how I screwed over LokiâŠI used an antidote that counteracts his deadly poison.â
âHmm? What did you just say?â
âHuh?â
âDid you just say âantidoteâ?â
âYes, thatâs right.â
âHand it over.â
âOf course.â
I was planning to give it to her anyway.
More precisely, if Lobelia really tried to hit me, I was going to beg for forgiveness with it.
But since she seemed to be letting me off the hook, I might as well hand it over without resistance.
Itâs not like I want to see the second prince Loki end up as emperor.
Iâd rather put my faith in the unwavering ideals of another terrorist group.
At least those guys genuinely believe they can save the world.
Whatever the outcome, their intentions are good.
But Loki? That bastard has bad intentions and bad results.
Thereâs no way I could like someone like that.
âBy the way, I donât have a completed version on me right now. Would it be okay if I just leave behind the formula?â
âIâll allow it.â
âAnd thereâs one more favor Iâd like to ask⊠Could you keep the existence of the antidote a secret for the time being?â
âYou think our despicable second brother might come after you?â
âYes.â
âVery well. After all, trump cards are meant to be hidden.â
Is that everything now?
Iâm relieved she didnât press me about the scriptwriter.
That part was full of holes, and I was really worried about it.
But thankfully, Stan covered for me by fabricating an alibi in advance.
It saved me.
Still, since I had the trust of the princess, things had been smoothed over with that.
âYou may go now.â
âI am eternally grateful, Your Highness.â
âYes, now get lost quickly.â
With that, I figured the most troublesome issue had finally been resolved.
***
At last, freed from Lobeliaâs grasp, I was staggering back under the sweltering sun.
I needed to head straight to the workshop.
I had to test the formula the scriptwriter had given me as payment.
With this, I was almost there.
With this, Ariel would overcome the transcendent syndrome and rise again as an Archmage.
Now, I had all but fulfilled the promise I made to the great warrior. The rest was up to Ariel, and I had no part left to play.
It felt like I had finally managed to lay down a heavy burden.
âExcuse me, do you have a moment?â
âHuh?â
It happened not long after I had started moving toward the workshop.
Someone had called out to me.
âOh, itâs Stan. What is it? Is this the part where Iâm supposed to thank you?â
âI didnât expect that.â
Stan was the one who had personally fabricated my alibi and reported it to Lobelia.
We had a long-standing, bitter connection.
To be precise, I didnât really have any feelings about him. But this bastard was always obsessed with me.
Itâs not like I ever did anything to harm Emily or anything.
âIs this going to take a while?â
âHuh?â
âDonât you have something to say? If itâs going to take long, at least buy me a coffee.â
ââŠI donât think I could ever become friends with you.â
âYou werenât planning to anyway.â
âTrue enough.â
Stan simply shrugged as if my words didnât bother him at all.
And just like that, without another word, he started walking ahead.
âLetâs go to the campus cafĂ©. Iâm not really in the mood to go out today.â
âSame here.â
âWith you, itâs not really a mood thing. You just never go out.â
âThatâs about right.â
Stan Robinhood.
Come to think of it, Iâd never really had an honest conversation with this guy.
Maybe because we only ever ran into each other during crises or emergencies, our interactions had mostly been sharp-edged.
Well, that or the time he slammed the door in my face when I visited the Robinhood mansion.
In a lot of ways, we just werenât a good match.
âI heard you just got back from your home.â
âHmm? Oh, yeah. Though I came right back up as soon as I got there.â
âHer Highness told me quite a bitâŠ. about your family.â
âReally?â
I wonder what she said.
As much as I avoid Lobelia, I donât think sheâd stoop to badmouthing me.
Even I wouldnât go so far as to be afraid of her making things up out of thin air.
âShe said your family was close.â
âThat so?â
âWell, you know how it is. Her Highness, the Princess, and IâŠweâve all lived lives far removed from the word âclose’.â
âHmmâŠâ
Thatâs true.
Ariel had been treated like she didnât even exist at home, and Lobeliaâs family was the Imperial family itself.
And Stan Robinhood. Heâd undergone brutal training from a young age to become the heir of the Robinhood family.
Basically, itâs what youâd call an assassin household.
âI never really had any complaints. It just felt like the way things were supposed to be.â
âThatâs unfortunate.â
âHey, I wasnât saying that so youâd empathize. Donât. It just makes me feel worse.â
âThatâs unfortunate.â
âRight. That kind of sarcasm suits you much better.â
Wasnât trying to be sarcastic, though?
Does this guy just want to see me as the bad guy?
âAhem! Anyway, thatâs why Iâve come to ask you something.â
“I think I get the gist. But before we get to the point, can I ask you one thing?”
“What is it?”
“You are buying the coffee, right?”
“âŠâŠ.”
This isnât even the right way, you bastard.
Did you think I wouldnât notice you were just planning to wander around, ask your question, and slip away?
***
We decided to wait until we were seated at the café before getting into the real topic.
On a sweltering day like this, having a long conversation while walking around wasnât ideal.
Maybe it was no big deal for a brute like Stan, but for someone as delicate as me, it was exhausting.
I took a sip of the coffee Stan had bought with his face contorted with annoyance and asked.
âSo, what did you say you wanted to ask again? Why my family is so close?â
âThatâs not it.â
âThen what?â
âHmm⊠Iâm not quite sure how to put this.â
âYou couldâve thought about that beforehand.â
âDonât lecture me.â
âAnyway, itâs probably something about Emily, isnât it?â
ââŠâŠâ
Obviously.
This guy only loses his mind when it comes to his little sister.
Really, thatâs the only reason heâd have to get involved with me at all.
âMy family isnât close. I donât have a problem with that. But Iâm not sure about Emily.â
âShe probably doesnât think too much about it.â
âYou never know. Maybe sheâs got some resentment bottled up inside…â
âEmilyâs not the kind of kid to be that sensitive, is she?â
âYou donât know her.â
Then donât ask me, you bastard.
âYou know why I stopped drawing my bow the other day, donât you?â
âYeah. So it really was because of that?â
That was pretty much the only incident that couldâve led him to start a conversation with me.
It mustâve been the first time Emily had ever stopped him herself.
âYou enrolled in the Cradle, devoted yourself to alchemy, and in the endâŠ. you saved your brother.â
ââŠâŠâ
Itâs no secret that I enrolled in the Cradle for Chris.
But why bring that up now, of all times?
âTo be honest, Iâm not sure if Iâm doing a good job.â
âYou donât have to overthink it, do you? Siblings arenât always as close as people assume.â
If anything, Iâm the odd one.
I mean, thereâs a big age gap between us, and Chris grew up not really being able to do anything on his own.
Back then, Chris wasnât the kind of kid who gave people a hard time.
âBut that was your choice, wasnât it? You wanted to be close, so you made the effort.â
âHonestly, it sounds like youâre overreacting.â
Stanâs doing just fine. If anything, he might be trying a little too hard.
Emilyâs just naturally reserved. That doesnât mean she has a problem with him.
âBut Emily saved you, didnât she? And ever since getting involved with you, sheâs seemed more lively than before. Maybe, deep down, she did have some kind of unspoken resentment toward us.â
She didn’t seem all that different to me.
But I guess only someone like Stan could notice something like that.
It doesnât make any sense that someone who understands Emily so much better than I do would feel insecure around me.
Itâs not like Iâm anything special.
Well, I guess I should at least pay for the coffee.
âWhy do you think that way?â
âActually, Emily isnât my biological sister.â
âUh⊠what?â
âItâs hard to explain, but sheâs a child our family took in by chance.â
Wait, youâre not actual siblings?
More importantly, should you really be telling that kind of thing to just anyone?
âBut weâre people whoâve learned how to kill since we were young. Do you really think the way my family and I treat her is okay? What if she ends up being negatively influenced by us because of thatâŠâ
âHmm. I see.â
I really donât think Iâm supposed to be hearing this. I mean, weâre not even that close!

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