It was over for him this time!
Chu Feng never imagined that Liu Shijing would actually kiss him right in front of Liu Xueyao.
This woman’s drinking habits were terrible! Wasn’t she a powerful cultivator? Why didn’t she use her true qi to dissolve the alcohol?
Actually, Liu Shijing had thought about secretly using her true qi to sober up, but the more she tried to dissolve the alcohol, the more intoxicated she became.
Her head was now spinning. Had she been even slightly more clear-headed, she would’ve realized that the wine she had grabbed wasn’t Hundred Flower Brew, but Drunken Flower Brew. It was just a one-word difference, but the effects were vastly different.
Unfortunately, Liu Shijing was already completely drunk.
Chu Feng had no time to dwell on the lingering spiciness in his mouth….his eyes immediately darted toward Liu Xueyao.
He had expected her to look shocked or disbelieving.
But once again, the reality completely defied Chu Feng’s expectations.
Liu Xueyao’s face was flushed red, her head wobbling as she mumbled, “Why… so many shadows…”
Great. Another one totally drunk.
Chu Feng swallowed the mouthful of wine and soon began to feel a wave of dizziness. What kind of wine was this? The aftereffects were insanely strong!
“You little brat! Are you going to drink on your own? Or shall I… shall I…” Liu Shijing slurred as she pinched Chu Feng’s cheeks with her delicate hands, tugging at them while saying, “Shall I personally feed it to you, hmm?”
Chu Feng felt like his face was being twisted into some unrecognizable shape, and her boozy breath washed over his skin with every word she spoke.
“Senior, I…”
Before Chu Feng could finish speaking, Liu Xueyao walked over with a wine bowl in her hand, looking a bit aggrieved as she said, “Auntie, it’s my turn. I want to feed Husband too.”
She tugged on Liu Shijing’s sleeve, and at that moment, there wasn’t a trace of her usual cold elegance. Her tone was completely that of a little girl.
However, Liu Shijing refused, “No, Xueyao. You’re still too young….you can’t handle this. Let Auntie test this brat for you.”
With that, Liu Shijing glanced at Chu Feng and poured two bowls full of wine.
Chu Feng felt completely numb inside. From now on, he swore never to drink with these two women again.
But now what could he do? He couldn’t run, and his body was starting to feel weak too.
“You little brat! Drink!”
Liu Shijing said as she held out a bowl of wine toward Chu Feng.
“Yes, Senior, I’ll drink.”
Chu Feng took the wine bowl, planning to use his secret technique of “drinking while spilling”. It was a classic move to dodge alcohol.
Just as he was about to execute it, a fair wrist wrapped around his hand, and Liu Shijing downed the wine in her bowl in one gulp.
Chu Feng’s eyes widened as he stared at Liu Shijing now only inches away. That move… was a cross-cupped wine toast. It was a wedding ritual!
“Mhm, tonight, I’ll pretend I’m Xueyao and properly test whether you’re worthy of being her husband.”
As she said this, Liu Shijing suddenly leaned over and gave Chu Feng a peck on the cheek. Not just one. She gave him several in quick succession.
“Not bad. Very smooth. I’m quite satisfied.”
In Liu Shijing’s arms, Chu Feng’s mind completely shut down. He looked at the drunken Liu Shijing in disbelief. She actually did something like that right in front of her own niece!
This world is insane!
Liu Xueyao pouted in dissatisfaction, then wrapped her arms tightly around Chu Feng and declared her claim, “Auntie, Husband is mine.”
“Xueyao, what’s yours is Auntie’s, and what’s Auntie’s is yours. Hasn’t it always been that way since we were little?”
“Husband is different!”
“Hmph~ It’s all because of you, you brat! Xueyao’s become disobedient. I-I’m going to bite you to death!”
Then, Liu Shijing opened her rosy lips and sank her teeth heavily into Chu Feng’s neck.
“Hiss! Senior, have mercy!”
Chu Feng felt a sharp pain in his neck, along with a wet sensation. He tried to push them away, but he was tightly sandwiched between Liu Shijing and Liu Xueyao, with no room to move.
Before he could say anything more, Liu Xueyao picked up a bowl of wine, her eyes hazy as she said, “I want to feed Husband too.”
“Wait, Sister Saintess, snap out of—”
Before he could finish speaking, wine was already being poured into Chu Feng’s mouth nonstop.
Gulp gulp gulp…
Chu Feng couldn’t break free at all. Just as he finally finished drinking, Liu Shijing let go of his neck and poured another bowl straight into his mouth.
In the span of moments, Chu Feng was force-fed several bowls in a row. His face flushed red and a wave of dizziness hit him hard.
Right after that, Liu Shijing hit him with a killer question.
“Mm, you brat, between me and Xueyao, who do you like more?”
“I… I… I don’t know…”
“You don’t know?” Liu Shijing was clearly displeased with the answer, but under the influence of alcohol, she said something even more shocking. “Then, how’s my figure?”
“Ah… um, it’s very good, amazing.”
Chu Feng’s face was now completely flushed as he hiccuped from the alcohol.
“Husband, what about mine?”
Liu Xueyao clung to Chu Feng’s arm, shaking it as she asked.
“You’re both great, you’re both my wings!”
Fueled by the alcohol, Chu Feng suddenly shouted and then finally couldn’t hold on anymore. His body collapsed, overwhelmed by the drunkenness.
In a daze, he felt someone kissing his cheek or rather, nibbling on it but he couldn’t tell who it was.
In the end, a soft, fragrant body fell into his arms. Judging from the feeling, he could tell it was Liu Shijing.
Liu Shijing burrowed against Chu Feng’s chest and finally murmured, “So thirsty…”
Murmuring, her fingers brushed against Chu Feng’s lips, and then shockingly she precisely pressed her own red lips against his, as if searching for a source of water.
Without realizing it, the two began to kiss passionately, while Liu Xueyao lay beside them, seemingly already asleep.
The night deepened, and no one knew how much time passed before all three fell into a deep slumber.
***
The Great Yan Empire, Imperial Palace.
“Your Majesty, this servant deserves death! I lost track of Young Master Chu Feng and even tried to deceive Your Majesty. My crimes are unforgivable!”
Eunuch Cao was filled with panic. Also, even though he had kept his mouth tightly shut, how had Her Majesty figured out that Young Master Chu Feng was actually at the Yaochi Holy Land?
Ji Yuhuang looked at Eunuch Cao who was kneeling on the ground, kowtowing and begging for mercy. She waved her hand and said, “Forget it. Considering you’ve followed me for so many years and handled quite a few dirty tasks on my behalf, I’ll let this go. But if it happens again, there will be no leniency.”
Eunuch Cao was overjoyed and quickly kowtowed again in thanks. “This servant thanks Your Majesty! From now on, I will go through fire and water for Your Majesty without hesitation!”
“Enough, enough. You may go.”
At this moment, Ji Yuhuang felt somewhat irritated. She had taken every precaution, yet still failed to prevent Liu Xueyao from meeting her little husband. By now, he was probably completely devoured by Liu Xueyao…bones and all.
She couldn’t possibly go to Yaochi Holy Land herself to bring her little husband back. The old women of Yaochi were still quite troublesome and not easy to deal with.
“I told you, leaving Feng’er in someone else’s care was unreliable,” Lu Xiyue grumbled from the side.
“Right. That friend of yours….can she really be trusted? Can she actually cure my little husband?”
Ji Yuhuang asked; after all, the Nine Yin Nether Hand of the Ghost Nether Venerable was notoriously fearsome.
“Of course. She’s the Holy Master of Yaochi Holy Land. If even she isn’t confident, then I doubt anyone in this world would dare claim they are.”
Lu Xiyue spoke with full confidence. When it came to her best friend’s medical skills, she had no doubts at all.
“She won’t try to steal my little husband, will she?”
This was Ji Yuhuang’s biggest concern. What if another love rival appeared? There were already too many wolves and too little meat.
“She’s been calmly cultivating for nearly a hundred years. Besides, I’ve already warned her. Considering the centuries of friendship between us, she knows where the line is.”
Although Lu Xiyue had worried about that too, she reassured herself with the fact that in all these hundreds of years, her best friend had never had a single rumor involving a man. There shouldn’t be anything to worry about.
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