Chapter 247: Sister Tiantian, Listen to My Explanation

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Chu Feng was completely dumbfounded. Never in his wildest dreams had he expected Aunt Zi to appear here!

He swore to the heavens that he really didn’t have any improper thoughts about Aunt Zi. Well… if he had to be completely truthful, maybe just a tiny bit.

But even if he did, Aunt Zi should have been the last one to appear.

“Hehe, little rascal, I never thought you’d actually want to devour the entire Yaochi Holy Land.”

Su Tiantian said with a beaming smile, a hint of teasing in her voice.

Every woman in the Yaochi Holy Land was blessed with exceptional beauty, while the Saintess and Holy Master in particular were renowned as peerless beauties capable of toppling kingdoms.

“This… This…”

Chu Feng was instantly rendered speechless.

Zi Xin’er gave Chu Feng a charming smile, a Holy aura blooming around her. Paired with her peerlessly beautiful features, she made even heaven and earth seem to pale in comparison.

She slowly opened her hand, revealing two perfectly round candy pills in her palm, both gleaming pure white.

“Little one, hurry over here. I have your favorite candy pills.”

As her words fell, a rich, milky fragrance permeated the surroundings, so sweet and creamy that merely taking a deep breath seemed enough to taste it.

At that moment, Chu Feng finally understood why Aunt Zi had appeared so early. Not long ago, he had eaten the candy pills Aunt Zi had given him and had been unable to stop thinking about them ever since, so the illusion had conjured her up ahead of the others.

Su Tiantian’s delicate nose twitched as she caught the scent lingering in the air. Everything conjured by the illusion came from the little rascal’s innermost thoughts. In other words, this was a scent the little rascal had experienced before.

Her beautiful eyes settled on the holy figure. This scent…

Suddenly, the corners of her lips curled upward. It seemed she had overlooked this Yaochi Holy Master before. In this life, Liu Shijing might not be the only new sister joining them.

“Little rascal, do you like eating these?”

Su Tiantian began pondering how she could recreate that flavor. She remembered hearing that little girl Bai Yuyan say that the best way to capture a man’s heart was through his stomach.

“N-No! Sister Tiantian, we should hurry up and leave!”

Chu Feng grabbed Su Tiantian by her fair, slender wrist and hurriedly fled the area.

Only after the scent had completely disappeared did he finally stop. By now, he had finally come to understand just how terrifying this illusion truly was.

This was practically a road paved with public humiliation!

Thankfully, only Sister Tiantian was here. Otherwise, he would seriously have to consider packing up his flying sword overnight and moving somewhere far, far away.

Su Tiantian said meaningfully, “It seems you prefer devouring everything in one go, little rascal. How about it? Would you like this Empress to bundle up Little Bai and Little Qing and give them to you as well?”

As tempting as the offer was, if there was one thing Chu Feng excelled at, it was saying no to temptation.

“Sister Tiantian, I’m not that kind of lecherous person. Really, you have to believe me!”

Chu Feng desperately tried to salvage his good image.

However, Su Tiantian suddenly cupped Chu Feng’s cheeks with both hands and said with a somewhat darkened expression, “Little rascal, this Empress already told you. What are you supposed to call me?”

As she spoke, her canine teeth began to lengthen, gleaming with an eerie light like the fangs of a vampire.

“W-Wife…”

Chu Feng gulped. The atmosphere around them instantly turned deathly still, and cold sweat began trickling down his back.

“Mmm~ That’s more like it~”

The next moment, Su Tiantian smiled sweetly, an enchanting, seductive aura washing over him. Her change in expression was utterly seamless.

She lightly bit Chu Feng on the cheek, only letting go after leaving behind a damp imprint of her teeth.

“You’re not allowed to use your true qi to heal it. This Empress wants you to walk around with that bite mark. As for when you’re allowed to get rid of it, that’ll depend on this Empress’s mood. You belong to this Empress, understand?”

Su Tiantian directly declared ownership over Chu Feng, then revealed a thoroughly satisfied expression.

“…….”

Chu Feng could only suffer in silence. He had finally experienced firsthand how might made right. This was the fate of the weak. He didn’t even have any basic rights over himself.

Afterward, Chu Feng continued walking slowly. As the mist surged once more, a seductive figure gradually appeared.

Su Tiantian was quite pleased at the sight. It seemed she held a pretty important place in the little rascal’s heart after all.

But why were the clothes on her illusion so plain?

Before Su Tiantian could think much about it, she saw her illusion blush deeply and say to the little rascal, “Su Tiantian greets Master. Will Master be spanking this concubine’s bottom again tonight?”

The illusion covered her pert bottom with both hands, her face filled with bashful embarrassment.

“!!!”

Chu Feng’s mouth dropped open with a “gah”. Any wider, and his jaw probably would have dislocated.

What… What the hell was this illusion saying!!??

He hurriedly turned around, only to see Sister Tiantian narrowing her beautiful eyes at him, a faint smile playing on her lips as she spoke in an icy tone:

“Hehe, I truly never expected that this was how you thought of this Empress deep down, little rascal.”

Gulp—

Chu Feng swallowed hard and hurriedly said, “Sister Tiantian… my dear wife, listen to my explanation!”

By now, he had already cursed eighteen generations of the damned illusion’s ancestors in his heart. It was as if this blasted place wouldn’t rest until it had gotten him killed!

At this point, he had finally figured out the pattern behind the illusions appearing here.

They were manifestations of whatever was on his mind at that very moment.

He hadn’t seen his Master or Sister Wan’er in a long time, so naturally, he missed them dearly.

As for Aunt Zi, what happened with her had only been a short while ago, especially that candy pill he had found so delicious.

And Sister Tiantian had spent all of last night teasing him, so naturally, he had thought about getting back at her.

“Explain? Fufu. This illusion is a true reflection of one’s innermost thoughts. In other words, this is exactly how you want to treat this Empress deep down, little rascal.”

The more Su Tiantian spoke, the wider her smile became, until it looked exceptionally bewitching. Spatial energy rippled through the surroundings, striking the illusion and shattering it like a soap bubble.

Watching Sister Tiantian close in on him step by step, Chu Feng grew increasingly nervous. He was truly finished this time. He could only hope that someday he would find the bastard who had set up this illusion!

“Sister Tiantian, I really do respect you immensely, just as much as I respect my Master!”

The instant the words left his mouth, Chu Feng realized he had spoken too quickly and said the wrong thing.

Su Tiantian chuckled. “Your Master? That Mingyue Sword Immortal who appeared just now was making eyes at you like that, little rascal. And this is what you call ‘respect’?”

Chu Feng felt like crying. The more he tried to explain, the worse he made things.

Su Tiantian caressed the young man’s cheek with her palm, her beautiful eyes half-closed as her soft, rosy lips parted. “Don’t worry. This Empress won’t eat you up, little rascal. Hehe~”

***

Whoosh! Whoosh!

The sound of figures tearing through the air rang out as one silhouette after another rushed out of the illusion.

“Hahaha! We made it out! We’re in the first group!”

It was Cao Yunxiao and the others.

However, not long after emerging from the illusion, the joy on everyone’s faces abruptly froze.

“H-How is this possible?!”

Disbelief filled everyone’s eyes.

Two figures had already been waiting in front of them for quite some time.

A handsome young man and an enchanting beauty.

The young man stood up, stamped his feet, and said indifferently, “You guys are way too slow. I’ve been waiting here for nearly half a day.”

However, when everyone noticed the several bite marks on the young man’s face, they froze.

The marks looked like they had only just been made.

Everyone was baffled. Hadn’t they been told that no one could be injured inside the illusion?

Could he have been bitten by one of the demonic phantoms?

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