As I waited in front of the cafeteria for a while, I saw Song Cheon-hye walking over from a distance.
Ever since she was eliminated in the preliminaries, sheโd always looked downcast whenever I saw her and today was no different.
I gave her a small wave and asked,
โYouโre coming from the dorms. Didnโt feel like going downtown?โ
โโฆI wasnโt really in the mood.โ
โDid Han So-mi ditch you again? Ugh, that girlโs useless.โ
Lately, sheโs been hanging out with Go Hyeon-woo all the time.
What is it about love that makes people throw away friendships like worn-out shoes?
Song Cheon-hye flinched for a moment, then reacted sharply, as if trying to hide her inner turmoil.
โShe didnโt ditch me, okay? She asked me to come, and I said no.โ
โOh, I see. Got it.โ
โYou really donโt look like you believe me.โ
โNo, no, I believe you~โ
I casually deflected her suspicious stare.
Then Song Cheon-hye asked,
โSo why didnโt you go downtown?โ
โHad some loose ends to tie up.โ
โWhat kind of loose ends?โ
โJust some stuff.โ
Saying something like, โI beat up your brother and had a chat with your dad,โ probably wouldnโt go over well.
And the family talk should probably stay secret for now, too.
Song Cheon-hye asked again,
โSo, what did you want to talk about?โ
โI did have something to say, but maybe later. Like you said, you donโt really seem to be in the mood right now.โ
โItโs fine. You can go ahead.โ
โNo, for now, how about we just have a light spar? Moving around a bit might help lift your mood.โ
I jerked my chin toward the training center, and Song Cheon-hyeโs eyes widened.
โReally? A spar?โ
โIs it that surprising?โ
โYou told me before to use a wish ticket if I wanted that.โ
โIโve changed my mind. Iโve been feeling a bit restless myself today.โ
โGreat! Letโs go.โ
With a much brighter expression, Song Cheon-hye took the lead.
But once we arrived at the training center, claimed a training room, and stood face to face, her expression soured again.
Because of what I was holding in my hand.
โWhatโs that?โ
โWhat do you think?โ
Boing.
A toy hammer.
Her expression turned even more displeased.
โYou know thatโs not what I meant. Canโt you take the spar a little more seriously?โ
โWant me to use my staff instead? Thatโll hurt.โ
I gently stroked my crow staff, and Song Cheon-hye visibly flinched.
Then she quickly talked herself into it.
โโฆNow that I think about it, a toy hammer might actually be fine. Itโs just a spar, and itโs the first one.โ
โBut it still seems like youโre not happy about it. So how about thisโฆ.if you manage to land even one hit, Iโll get serious. Iโll even erase one of your medium wish tickets.โ
At that generous offer, her eyes went wide.
โโฆSeriously?โ
โHave I ever lied to you?โ
โโฆNo, I guess not.โ
โExactly. Step in whenever youโre ready.โ
โโฆโฆโ
Steeling herself, Song Cheon-hye took a combat stance.
Electricity crackled across her whole body.
Then she launched forward, kicking off the ground.
A thick bolt of lightning came swinging down, but I lightly stepped into Feather Step and slipped around to her side.
At the same time, I swung the toy hammer.
Boing!
Immediately, Song Cheon-hye scattered electricity in a wide radius.
I had elemental resistance, so I couldโve taken it head-on, but that wouldโve defeated the purpose of the spar.
I danced through the gaps between the electric arcs, closed the distance quickly, and brought the toy hammer down.
Boing!
โโฆ.โฆ!โ
Her face twitched.
She was starting to get irritated.
She immediately drew up a surge of mana, then channeled lightning into one leg and launched a kick.
But unlike before, I didnโt dodge. I stepped forward and thrust out the toy hammer.
[Harmonized Flow]
The toy hammer and her leg stuck together with a smack.
When I pushed it hard to one side, Song Cheon-hyeโs body spun like a ballerina, turning to face the opposite direction.
Her exposed nape was met with a merciless strike from the toy hammer.
Boing boing boing boing boing!
โโฆโฆ.โ
Song Cheon-hye looked over at me, clutching the back of her head.
Her expression was a mix of anger, frustration, and disbelief.
I gave her a sly remark.
โNot so easy in a straight-up fight, huh?โ
โโฆYouโre right.โ
Song Cheon-hye admitted it without protest.
Back when we faced each other in real combat, I mostly relied on hit-and-run tactics while relying on mutual destruction eyes.
She mustโve thought a head-on fight would give her a better chance, but now that we actually tried, she realized that wasnโt the case either.
And just then, she seemed to realize something.
โWait a secondโฆ that thing about granting a wish if I land a hitโฆโ
โI only said that because I knew you wouldnโt land one.โ
โWow, thatโs so cheap!โ
โIf it bothers you, get stronger.โ
Then, another realization dawned on her.
โYou called me out hereโฆ for this? A spar?โ
โYeah. I wanted to see what youโve got.โ
โโฆSo? What do you think?โ
There was a hint of anticipation in her voice, but I crushed that hope without mercy.
โThereโs more than one problem, but first of allโฆ your close-quarters combat is way too weak. Seriously weak.โ
โThereโs no need to emphasize it that much! Iโm decent, you know?โ
โBut you lost to Hong Yeon-hwa. And if you run into Seo Ye-in soon, youโll probably lose to her too.โ
โThatโsโฆโ
Song Cheon-hye couldnโt come up with a retort.
Still, her lips trembled in frustration. If I pushed any harder, sheโd probably either explode or burst into tears.
Guess it was time to throw her a bone.
And time to get to the real reason I brought her here.
Spinning the toy hammer in my hand, I said,
โTo be honest, youโre not bad for your level. Those two were even worse when they started.โ
โโฆ! So they learned from you too. No wonder their style felt familiar.โ
โWant to learn too?โ
โWhatโs with the sudden offer?โ
A wary look crept into Song Cheon-hyeโs eyes.
I couldnโt exactly say, โOh~ your dad told me to~โ so I made up another reason.
โThey need a rival, too. When someone dominates too much, they start to lose momentum.โ
โYouโre sayingโฆ you want to raise me as that rival, right?โ
โMhmm. So, what do you think?โ
โโฆThe offerโs almost too good, which makes it kind of suspicious. Youโre not getting anything out of this?โ
Honestly, I wanted to blurt out, โOh~ Iโm getting something from your grandpa~โ but I held back again.
Pretending to think for a moment, I answered,
โLetโs figure that part out later.โ
โYouโre not gonna make me do something weird, are you?โ
โI mean, I donโt know what counts as โweirdโ to you, but if I wanted that, wouldnโt I have just used a wish ticket already?โ
โThatโsโฆ true.โ
Song Cheon-hye accepted it right away.
I shrugged and took my place in the center of the training room.
โIf you want to catch up, itโs best to start right away.โ
โAh, yes. Butโฆ how exactly are we doing this training?โ
โWhat do you mean โhowโ? Like this, of course.โ
I held up the toy hammer.
Humans are like iron. The more you hammer them, the stronger they get.
When you twist your whole body trying not to get hit, your skills naturally improve.
This method has been historically proven.
Just look at Seo Ye-in and Hong Yeon-hwa.
โAll right then. Get ready.โ
โWait, hold onโโ
Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing boing! Boing boing boing!!
The sound of the toy hammer echoed endlessly.
***
It was a wasteland where not a single blade of grass grew.
The sky above was thick with dark clouds, adding to the bleak atmosphere.
And right in the middle of that desolate land, strangely out of place, stood a round table with chairs around it.
Some of the seats were empty, but a few were occupied.
Their genders, ages, and outfits were all different.
One man wore a noble-looking tailcoat, another woman wore a casual hoodie and jeans, and yet another man was dressed in a modest, formal suit.
โโฆโฆโ
Suddenly, the man in the tailcoat turned his head to the side.
At the end of his gaze, a woman dressed in an entirely pitch-black robe was walking toward them.
Sensing his eyes on her, she gave a faint smile.
โIsn’t it ironic? That we, who are hostile to humans, all take the form of humans.โ
โAppearance is just an illusion; it doesn’t mean much. It’s a matter of efficiency.โ
โI suppose that form is more convenient.โ
โAt least they take up less space.โ
In fact, the man’s original size was roughly that of an ordinary building.
Human form being more mobile was only natural.
The others around the table were in similar circumstances, so they subtly nodded in agreement.
Then the man spoke.
โI’ve heard the news. That Exhaustion has been eliminated.โ
โSo it seems. Master was very regretful about it as well.โ
She, the Witch of Death, put on an expression of feigned pity.
In response, the woman in the hoodie grinned and said,
โNo Corruption, no Exhaustion. They’re halved completely? If we storm in now, can’t we just crush them?โ
โPerhaps you’ve miscalculated? Even if two of our sisters have been lost, Master remains intact. But if you’re that confident, anytime.โ
The Witch of Death replied with a faint smile.
The hoodie woman was about to snap back, but the man in the tailcoat cut her off.
โEnough. Now is not the time.โ
โโฆโฆ.โ
They weren’t exactly on friendly terms, but they had formed a kind of nonโaggression pact over a shared goal.
That goal was to wipe every human from this land.
The man continued.
โWhat message does your master send?โ
โYes, I’ll tell you now.โ
The Witch of Death cleared her throat โahem, ahemโ and then spoke.
Her voice, unlike before, seemed to echo from a deep cavern, filling the listeners with an inexplicable chill.
โYou lizards, have you been fattening yourselves during your hibernation? Even though you’ve been awake for a long time, you haven’t budged. It’s about time you lifted those heavy assesโโ
Then she returned to her original soft tone.
โโso he says.โ
โโฆโฆ!โ
โโฆโฆ!โ
At those words, everyone in the room showed visible discomfort.
Flames even began to flicker around the woman in the hoodie.
In response, the man in the tailcoat made a casual gesture to calm them all down.
โItโs not as if weโve just been sitting around. Weโve been steadily making preparations.โ
โWould it be fair to say those preparations are nearly complete?โ
โOf course.โ
As he glanced to one side, the man in the suit and the woman in the hoodie rose to their feet simultaneously.
Their hair was red and blue, respectively.
Then the man in the tailcoat gave his command.
โHead to the front lines.โ

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